The Obligatory Mitchell Report Post
Do you think Kevin Young started on the juice before he went downhill or because he went downhill?
Do you even remember Tim Laker?
Those are the only two players in the Mitchell Report who were on PEDs while on the Pirates roster, according to the Post-Gazette. Josias Manzanillo, Denny Neagle, Jason Christiansen, and some guy named Barry Bonds were also named, but didn't start using the stuff until after they left the Buccos.
Even at steroids, the Pirates suck.
Bad Advice
You know how, when you're a kid, your parents tell you to stand up to a bully because bullies can't take retaliation? Imagine coming home from that confrontation with a broken nose, two black eyes, and an earful of obscenities.